Who keeps saying those things?
|A man walked in to a bar after a long day at work. As...
To stop her 4-year old daughter from biting her nails…
To stop her 4-year old daughter from biting her nails, her mother tells her...
Question: What is 1 + 2?
Question: What is 1 + 2 ?Politician: Well, if you look at the seasonally...
Elephant Fall Into a Deep Pit
This joke involves an elephant who is walking through the jungle. And all of...
Two Brain Cells
Q: What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells?A: Pregnant
Skiing Accident
A friend just got back from a holiday ski trip to Utah with the...
Scale A Fence
Q: Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence?A: To see what was on...
Red Light Driving
Q: What goes VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH?A: A blonde going through a flashing red...
Investment counselor
|An investment counselor decided to go out on her own. She was shrewd and...
Two pieces of string walk into a bar…
Two pieces of string walk into a bar. The first one walks up to...