Fulfilling a promise
A woman recently lost her husband. She had him cremated and brought hisashes home....
What do you call Toys R’ Us in the hood?
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rolling stones
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Pinoccio
What did Snow White say when she sat on Pinoccio’s nose?”Tell a lie.”
What’s your wife’s name?
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Wishing
A man and woman were lying in bed on night and the woman said...
Why didnt NASA send a woman to the moon yet?
Why didnt NASA send a woman to the moon yet?Because it does not need...
The 2 P’s
What’s the difference between a penis and a prick?A penis gives hours of fun,...
Mrs. Grednik, who was a little on the chubby side…
Mrs. Grednik, who was a little on the chubby side, was at her weight-watchers...
Condom Modelling Rejection
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