Twenty men die and go to heaven…
Twenty men die and go to heaven. When they arrive they are toldto seperate...
What does the snail say when he gets on the turtle?
What does the snail say when he gets on the turtle?”Wheeeeeeeeeeeee!”
What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping…
What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath...
Indian chief’s signal
|An Indian chief is driving his Cadillac somewhere at Nevada. Suddenly his car gets...
One-liners for kids.
Q: What goes TICK-TICK, WOOF-WOOF?A: A watchdog!Q: Why do male deer need braces?A: Because...
Going to Jamaica
A blonde gets on an airplane and sits down in the first class section....
Count Down
What goes up when you count down?A Rocket Ship!
Monica Lewinsky and a change machine?
Why are Monica Lewinsky and a change machine alike?They both say…”insert Bill here!”
Blonde avoiding trees
|A State Trooper pulls a car over on a lonely back road and approaches...
Elephants IX
Every nation has to write a book about the Elephant:The French book – The...