Bee jokes 05
|Q: Why did the queen bee kick out all of the other bees?A: Because...
A Blonde Visit to D.C.
A blonde was visiting Washington, DC for the first time. She wanted to see...
I saw a pen in a store the other day…
I saw a pen in a store the other day. I picked it up...
Two Cow Defined (Classic)
DEFINING SOCIETIES VIA THE OWNERSHIP OF 2 COWSFEUDALISM: You have two cows. Your lord...
The Frog Scientist
There was this not too bright scientist doing a study on how frogs respond...
What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection?
Q: What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection?A: A quarter-pounder with...
What is the best time to wean the baby from nursing?
Q: What is the best time to wean the baby from nursing?A: When you...
Dare to Swim
Once there was a millionaire who collected live alligators. He kept them in the...
The sales girl at the Pink Pussycat boutique…
The sales girl at the Pink Pussycat boutique didn’t batan eye when the customer...
An amazing talking dog
|A man and his dog walk into a bar. The man proclaims, “I’ll bet...