A town in Poland had only one cow…
A town in Poland had only one cow and it stopped giving milk. The...
Sweet, Sweet Road Rage
An elderly lady was stopped to pull into a parking space when a youngman...
Contract With The Devil
An attorney was sitting in his office late one night, when the Devil appeared...
Why did the condom fly across the road?
Why did the condom fly across the road?-It was pissed off!!
blonde swimming
There was a Blonde, a Brunette, and a Redhead standing on the beach. They...
Man and E.T.
What’s the difference between a man and E.T.?E.T. phoned home.
Dirty Words
One day,little Timmy was at school and heard the word “shit”. He went home...
A buxom blonde wore, at a charity ball, an enormous diamond…
A buxom blonde wore, at a charity ball, an enormous diamond. “It happens to...
Panda in a Bar
A panda walked into a bar. He went up to the bar and said...
Philly Cops
Two men are driving through Philadelphia when they get pulled over by a Highway...