Children’s letters to God
Dear GOD, Did you mean for the giraffe to look like that or was...
exercise at the beach
|How do men exercise at the beach?By sucking in their stomachs every time they...
Farm jokes 01
|Why did the bull rush?Because it saw the cow slip!What kind of bird lays...
The Life Of The Party
The couple were leaving the cocktail party, where the husband, slightly flushed, had been...
The accident report
|Dear Sir,I am writing in response to your request for additional information for block...
What do you call four Mexicans in quicksand?
What do you call four Mexicans in quicksand? – Quattro Sink-o
Brushing the Child
If a child annoys you, quiet him by brushing his hair.If this doesn’t work,...
Bird jokes 03
|Q: How do you know that owls are cleverer than chickens?A: Have you ever...
Three men: a philosopher, a mathematician and an idiot…
Three men: a philosopher, a mathematician and an idiot,were out riding in the car...
Creative Answering Machine Messages
You’re growing tired. Your eyelids are getting heavy. You feel very sleepy now. You...