Half A Brain
Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain?A: Gifted!
Ken: So Mr. President…
Ken: So Mr. President did you ever buy Lewinsky any giftsPrez: I don’t rightly...
What was the first thing your husband said to you…
Q: What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke...
Your father is drunk
|To The Tune Of Santa Claus Is Coming To Town Oh you better not...
What do you call a Highlander with four sheep?
What do you call a Highlander with four sheep? A pimp
Tired gynocologist
What did the gynocologist say to his wife when he got home?I’m Bushed!
Horse pulls the car
|An out-of-towner drove his car into a ditch in a desolated area. Luckily, a...
Can’t do it
A famous magician had a thundering finish to his act. He would fill a...
Emotional extremes
|The aspiring psychiatrists were attending their first class on emotional extremes. “Just to establish...
During her annual checkup, the well-constructed miss…
During her annual checkup, the well-constructed miss was asked to disrobe and climb onto...