The Pope vs. the Queen
The Pope and Queen Elizabeth were standing on a balcony beaming at thousands of...
At the crazy farm!
A doctor of psychology was doing his normal morning rounds, and he entered a...
There was a little old man who had a bit of a speech impediment…
There was a little old man who had a bit of a speech impediment.One...
One life saved…
A man had just been laid off from work. He was standing on the...
Elephant jokes 11
|What do you call an elephant with a machine gun?Sir!What can an elephant with...
Marriage counseling
A husband and wife were at a party chatting with some friends when the...
Pillsbury Dough Boy wanted for attempted murder
Pillsbury Dough Boy wanted for attempted murderA lady named Linda went to Arkansas last...
Why do they call it a “kilt”?
Why do they call it a “kilt”?Because a lot of people got kilt when...
Being Offensive At A Wedding
Show up totally smashed. Be as obnoxious and unruly as possible.When the priest says...
Why does Bill Clinton wear underwear?
Why does Bill Clinton wear underwear? To keep his ankles warm.