Kidnapped by a redneck?
Q: How do you know you’ve been kidnapped by a redneck?A: He’s asking 2...
On Enmity Between Races
Two Arabs boarded a shuttle out of Washington for New York. One sat in...
Helpful advice for travellers
Helpful advice for travellers:If you are going to get on a commercial flight, take...
A circumcision
Little Joey and Little Danny, both aged 5, are walking home fromschool. Danny says...
How Much For the Room?
Bridegroom: How much for the room? Hotel Clerk: Twenty dollars apiece. Bridegroom: Okay. Here’s...
The Taxi Driver
A priest and a taxi driver both died and went to heaven. St. Peter...
The little puppy
One day there was a little puppy dog laying beside one of the rails...
What is long, black, and smelly?
What is long, black, and smelly? – The unemployment line.
The drunk.
A completely inebriated man walked into a bar and, after staring for some time...
Proctologist Definitions
Proctologist: A doctor who puts in a hard day at the orifice.Proctologist: A brain...