Stupid Insults 23/31
One node short of a network. One of the early failures of electroshock therapy....
It’s not a big deal, but it feels good
A man comes home from work one day and he says to his wife:...
Where are we?
|Fritz Kriesler and Rachmaninov had a recital in Carnegie Hall once. In the middle...
It looks like plastic.
An attorney went into a bar for a Martini and found himself beside a...
Clinton’s Son
What happened to Chelsea Clinton’s younger brother?Monica swallowed him!
Too Much Computer
YOU KNOW YOU’VE BEEN ON THE COMPUTER FOR TOO LONG…When asked about a bus...
I read last week…
I read last week how there are more than one million battered women in...
10 things to never say to a naked man…
Uh…top 10 things not to say to a naked man:10: Awww…that’s cute9. Well, at...
What is the last thing Jesus Christ said to the Teamsters?
What is the last thing Jesus Christ said to the Teamsters?”Don’t do anything ’till...
Money Quotes
Money isn’t everything but it sure keeps you in touch with your children. J....