The locked up car keys…yee-haa!
A blonde woman is driving down the road. She notices that she’s low on...
Why do women have arms?
Q: Why do women have arms?A: Have you any idea how long it would...
Jesus has risen
Easter is approaching. Father O’Maley checks estimates for the flowerdecoration of the altar.The catholic...
You Used To
“You used to hold my hand years ago when we were courting,” she said...
A doctor, an engineer, and a politician…
A doctor, an engineer, and a politician werearguing as to which profession was older....
Selling the Green Suit…
A man who isn’t qualified keeps pestering this tailor about giving him a job...
The problem with Santa!
1. No known species of reindeer can fly. BUT there are 300,000 species of...
Many Sayings On Love And Sex
“Don’t worry. I’ve had a vasectomy/hysterectomy.” “I won’t come in your mouth, I promise.”...
Tombstone Epitaph IV
Tombstone Epitaph:Playing with names in a Ruidoso, New Mexico, cemetery:Here liesJohnny YeastPardon meFor not...
People are ignoring me
|A patient walks into a doctor’s office.Patient: Doctor, people ignore me.Doctor: Next!