Lose Weight
John: How can I lose twelve pounds of ugly fat? Doctor: Cut your head...
THEY SAY THOSE THINGS WILL KILL YOU
|Not much was given to me on this unlucky fellow, but he qualifies nonetheless....
If there is H2O on the inside of a fire hydrant…
Q: If there is H2O on the inside of a fire hydrant, what is...
Trick or Treat!
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A necessary condition
There were three little boys visiting their grandparents. The oldest came out and asked...
Men’s Gourmet Restaurant
What do most men consider a gourmet restaurant?Any place without a drive-up window.
It\\\’s hard to make a comeback when…
It’s hard to make a comeback when you haven’t been anywhere.
A few Polish jokes.
Q: Did you hear about the Polish guy that locked his keys in his...
Answering Machine Messages
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A young peasant girl of fourteen…
A young peasant girl of fourteen went to work in a broom factory. After...