Campaign Slogans for George W
1. I’ll turn capital punishment into a new game show!2. I promise to get...
Stupid Insults 3/31
A medical mystery. A mental midget with the IQ of a fencepost. — Tom...
Finally, a worthy pyramid scheme!
Finally, a worthy pyramid scheme! Simply send this e-mail to 9 of your mates…INSTRUCTIONSAnaesthetise...
Gift tombstones
A husband and his wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their...
Yo mama is so tall
Yo mama so tall she tripped over a rock and hit her head on...
After working together for a while…
After working together for a while, Dick and Jane’s office romance blossomed, and they...
Blondes and chocolate chip cookies.
Q: How many blondes does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?A: 30 –...
Stuttering animal
Little Johnny is sitting in a biology class,and the teacher says that aninteresting phenomenon...
A life-long city man, tired of the rat race…
A life-long city man, tired of the rat race, decided he was going togive...
Top ten reasosn why it’s great to be American
You can have a woman president without electing her You can spell colour wrong...