Research paper excuses!
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Ultimate rejection!
What is the ultimate rejection?When you are masturbating and your hand falls asleep!
Mercy Hospital
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Polak Plane Crash
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The Experiment…
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Spell it
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Betting
There were two guys sitting in a plane. The one guy says lets play...
Never argue with a women
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Squirrels
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Candidate’s shootout
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