Chinese plane crash
|Time sensitive note: This joke pertains to the crash of a Chinese plane into...
His miracle drinks!
A man is waiting for his wife to give birth. The doctor comes in...
Red Phone
A visitor to the vatican met with the Pope and noticed a red phone...
A driver, obviously drunk, was heading the wrong way…
A driver, obviously drunk, was heading the wrong way downa one-way street when a...
The cow?
What do you call a cow with no legs?Ground beef.
At a jury trial with the jury consisting of 8 men and 4 women…
At a jury trial with the jury consisting of 8 men and 4 women:Defendant:...
Why cannibals do not eat comedians?
Why don’t cannibals eat comedians?They taste funny.
What is the difference between butter and a blonde?
Q: What is the difference between butter and a blonde?A: Butter is difficult to...
Why Birds Fly South
Why do birds fly south for the winter?Because it’s too far to walk!
What does a man and a floor have in common?
Q: What does a man and a floor have in common? A: You lay...