Pencils
How can you tell a blonde is under stress?She’s got her tampax behind one...
Bad waiter.
A waiter brings the customer the steak he ordered with his thumb over the...
God Meets Bureaucracy
God Meets BureaucracyIn the beginning God Created heaven and the earth. Quickly he was...
Who has the ring?
|When the groom asks the best man for the ring, he turns and nervously...
What’s the difference between a whale and a dyke?
What’s the difference between a whale and a dyke? Oh, about ten pounds, and...
The morning after…
Don’t hate yourself in the morning – sleep till noon.
Selections From the Scholastic Aptitude Preparatory Test
Selections From the Scholastic Aptitude Preparatory Test (the S.A.P.) ENGLISH 1. Which of the...
The evils of marijuana
A certain college professor was notorious for getting off the topic ofthe lecture, and...
A Prayer Before Dying
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his...
Little Red Riding Hood is skipping down the road…
Little Red Riding Hood is skipping down the road when she sees the BigBad...