Others Before Me?
The morning after an all-night honeymoon extravaganza in bed, the newlywed wife snuggles up...
Chicken and the Egg
So, the chicken and the egg were in bed, the chicken is sitting up,...
Twas the night before Christmas At The White House
Twas the night before Christmas and throughout the White House,Al Gore was eyeing Hillary,...
Why can’t you be like that?
|Jill tells her husband, “Jack, that young couple that just moved in next door...
Two Molecules
Two molecules are walking down the street and they run in to each other.One...
Redneck At The Bar
A bartender was washing glasses one afternoon when an elderly Irishman came in. With...
The Scottsman!
What is the difference between a Scottish man and a member of the Rolling...
To stop her 4-year old daughter from biting her nails…
To stop her 4-year old daughter from biting her nails, her mother tells her...
Swearing Parrot
There’s this fellow with a parrot. And this parrot swears like a sailor, I...
Punctuation marks
An English professor wrote the words, “woman without her man is a savage” on...