Signs You’re from New York
You say “the city” and expect everyone to know that this means Manhattan. You...
By the Lantern Light
The crofter’s wife went into labor in the middle of the night, and the...
Diet Plan
Did you hear about the heavyset guy who had tried every diet in the...
Bonkistry
Bonkistry Introductory Chemistry at Duke has been taught for about a zillion yearsby Professor...
Blue Elephants
1. How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun.2. How...
That was an insult
A man came storming out of the courthouse ranting and raving; obviously really angry...
How many women does…?
How many women does it take to change a light bulb?None, they just sit...
Hamburger Helper
Yo mama’s so stupid she thought hamburger helper came with another person.
Gold medal
What’s better than winning the gold medal at the special olympics?Not being retarded!
Make up your mind.
This woman goes into a dentist’s office, after he is through examining her he...