yo mama is so fat.. neck
Yo mama is so fat, that the back of her neck looks like a...
What did one gay sperm say to the other?
What did one gay sperm say to the other? – I can’t find my...
I\\\’m A Curtain
Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking I’m a curtain. Psychiatrist: Pull yourself together!
This guy was walking down the sidewalk when he sees a Little Johnny…
This guy was walking down the sidewalk when he sees a Little Johnny wearing...
Show him your cross
Two nuns, Sister Mary Agnes and Sister Mary Vincent, aretraveling through Europe in their...
A carpet-layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady…
A carpet-layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady.He stepped out for a...
Sisters of Mercy
A man was driving down the highway, and sees a sign saying “, House...
Classic Oxymoron
Question: What is the biggest oxymoron of the 1990′s?Answer: Microsoft Works!
Fortune cookie mistake
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Be Poetic
“When a customer comes into the shop, be very polite to them and try...