Army general at Christmas
What does an army general kiss under at christmas? Missile toe
What am I?
You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up....
Memory Pills
Doctor: Did you take those pills I gave you to improve your memory? Patient:...
The Irishman’s Last Stand
There was an Irishman, a New Zealand man and an American man standing on...
Little Johnny’s Goldfish!
Little Johnny was in the garden filling in a hole when his neighbor peered...
Knitting Blonde
A highway patrolman pulled up alongside a speeding car on the freeway. As the...
Dyslexic Pimp
Heard about the dyslexic pimp? He bought a warehouse!
Because his son wasn’t the brightest kid in the world…
Because his son wasn’t the brightest kid in the world, old Hillbilly Joe took...
How old are you?
|A woman walked up to a little old man rocking in a chair on...
Marry Me
He really loved her but he was just too shy to propose to her....