You looked a lot like my wife
|A serious drunk walked into a bar and, after staring for some time at...
Timber!
So Sven and Ole were out working in the forest one day. They had...
Milk Truck
Q: What gives milk and has one horn?A: A milk truck!
What’s the difference between an oral thermometer and…
What’s the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?The taste.
The kind lawyer!
One afternoon, a wealthy lawyer was riding in the back of his limousine when...
Hop on!
|What did the bus conductor ay to the frog?Hop on!
Charitable Donation
A local United Way office realized that it had never received a donation from...
An old man and an old woman were sitting…
An old man and an old woman were sitting at the breakfasttable on the...
Neutron Walks into a Bar…
A neutron walks into a bar, and asks for a drink.The bartender serves it...
Three guys were talking one morning about how drunk they were…
Three guys were talking one morning about how drunk they were at this party...