Saving one of them
Doctor: We operated on your eyes and we’ve managed to save one of them.Patient:...
Murphy won the Irish Sweepstakes
|Murphy won the Irish Sweepstakes $100,000.00 and was on a long holiday in America....
How do frogs die?
|How do frogs die?They kermit suidide!
Van and the Queen
Van der Merwe is invited to have lunch with the Queen. While sitting at...
Did you hear about Tempura House?
Did you hear about Tempura House?It’s a shelter for lightly battered women.
Men and Situps
What is the best way to get a man to do sit-ups?Put the remote...
Why do blondes drive BMWs?
Why do blondes drive BMWs? Because they can spell it.
Descriptions of people you may know!
Some useful descriptions of people you may come into contact with from day to...
A Round For The House
A drunk walks into a bar and says, “Bartender, buy everyone in the house...
A hunter visited another hunter and was given a tour of his home…
A hunter visited another hunter and was given a tour of his home. In...