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Germans Retain Surnames
BONN, Germany (Reuter) — Thousands of Germans are keeping unfortunate surnames such as Kotz...
Alabama License Application
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Important thoughts
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Ventriliquist cowboy walks into town…
Ventriliquist cowboy walks into town and sees Indian sitting on his porch.Cowboy: Hey, cool...
Even in Disguise
A blonde walks into an electronics store and points to something behind the clerk.”How...
yo mama is so fat… restaurant
Yo mama’s so fat, when she goes to a restaurant, she doesn’t get a...
The Difference Is
What is the difference between a hematologist and a urologist?A hematologist pricks your finger.
Lawyer In Heaven (Classic)
A mechanical engineer died & went to heaven. Upon arrival Saint Peter checked “THE...
Emotional extremes
|The aspiring psychiatrists were attending their first class on emotional extremes. “Just to establish...