The Contest! (Very long, Very adult)
Contest: Beer vs. PussyA beer is always wet. A pussy needs encouragement. Advantage: Beer.A...
Skiing Accident
A friend just got back from a holiday ski trip to Utah with the...
Who’s backward?
What happens when you play Country music records backwards?You Sober up, your wife comes...
Higgins lived in Staten Island,
|Higgins lived in Staten Island, New York, and worked in Manhattan. He had to...
A small boy was lost at a large shopping mall…
A small boy was lost at a large shopping mall.He approached a uniformed policeman...
Bad news
A mortician was working late one night. It was his job to examine the...
Snow Boarding For the Young
When you’re 47 years old, you sometimes hear a small voice inside you that...
Changing Schools.
A ten year-old Jewish boy was failing math. His parents tried everything from tutors...
Some last minute requests
|A man woke up in a hospital bed and called for his doctor. He...
They use snail varnish!
|How do snails get their shells so shiny?They use snail varnish!