White Hoose
I don’t think this whole White House scandal is good for parents. I caught...
Why make woman beautiful?
|Man says to God: “Why did you make woman so beautiful?”God says: “So you...
Lose Weight
John: How can I lose twelve pounds of ugly fat? Doctor: Cut your head...
A stuffy matron is with a new man in a top restaurant…
A stuffy matron is with a new man in a top restaurant. The onion...
Why did Michael Jackson and Lisa Marie Presley split up?
Why did Michael Jackson and Lisa Marie Presley split up? He wanted children and...
Modem Addiction
“Did you know that last month’s (expletive) phone bill is over $450?” my wife...
Chickens
Two chickens were talking and one chicken said to a the other chicken “who...
Medical Record Quotes
The following quotes were taken from actual medical records dictated by physicians. They appeared...
The moment of truth!
A man goes to visit the grave of his mother, puts a beautiful bouquet...
WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER
|WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER (actual AP headline) Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San...