Yo mamma’s so fat!
Yo mamma’s so fat the cops had to use “The Jaws of life” to...
Coconut & hurricane
-What did the hurricane say to the coconut?-Hold on to your nuts, it’s going...
Painful Screams
Dentist begging the patient: Could you help me? Could you give out a few...
What is the difference between a brown-noser and a shit-head?
What is the difference between a brown-noser and a shit-head?Depth perception.
Learning to Cuss
Two little kids, aged six and eight, decide it’s time to learn how to...
During WW II an American soldier…
During WW II an American soldier had been on the front lines in Europefor...
A young man was staying on a farm with his uncle and aunt…
A young man was staying on a farm with his uncle and aunt for...
Few Men In Heaven
Why do so few men end up in heaven?They never stop to ask for...
You might be a redneck if… girlfriend
You’ve ever spray painted your girlfriend’s name on an overpass.
Wittle Wabbit
A little girl walks into a pet shop and asks in the sweetest little...