What goes in and out and smells of piss?
What goes in and out and smells of piss?The Queen Mother
A kind of sport
A guy comes home from the bar drunk one night around 3 in the...
My girlfriend is out in the car
|A man had been drinking at the bar for hours when he mentioned something...
Stupid people fearing
WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER (actual AP headline) Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San...
No Arms Nor Legs
Q: What do you say to a blonde with no arms and no legs?A:...
Kind of awkward
A guy goes to a girl’s house for the first time and she shows...
U of Berkeley Products
There are two major products to come out of Berkeley: LSD and UNIXThis is...
Spell it
Woman: Two *Achoo!* tickets, please. Clerk: Have you purchased tickets here before? Woman: *cough*...
Stumpy Legged Pink Dog
A guy walks into a bar with his dog on a leash. The barman...
Bad Joke
There is a drunk driver. He goes and hits a car with a woman...