Offended
Three honeymoon couples find themselves in adjacent rooms in a hotel.As they are getting...
Definitions of A Diplomat:
Definitions of A Diplomat:Always knows what to talk about, but doesn’t always talk about...
I want to take money with me
|As Mr. Smith was on his death bed, he attempted to formulate a plan...
How To Get A Man To Leave
How do you get a man to leave when you want?Ask him about his...
Cheap Date
Worried that his son was spending too much money on dates, Little Johnny’s Father...
Mother-in-law: I baked two kinds of cookies today…
Mother-in-law: I baked two kinds of cookies today. Would you like to takeyour pick?Son-in-law:...
The Neutron
A neutron goes into a bar and asks the bartender, “How much for abeer?”The...
You Might Be A Bad Customer If:
You escort people out of line for having 11 items in the “10 items...
An Irish man went to the courthouse to change his name…
An Irish man went to the courthouse to change his namelegally changed. When he...
Men & Women Compared!
NICKNAMES: If Laura, Suzanne, Debra and Rose go out for lunch, they will call...