The Perfect Worker
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Anniversary
A guy says, “For our Twentieth , I’m taking my wife to Australia.” His...
A Chicago man in hell.
A Chicago man dies and goes to hell.When he gets there, the devil comes...
Restaurant Specialty
Waiter to customer: “Our specialty is snails.”"I know. One of them served me the...
Why Black?
A woman was getting married. She entered the church wearing a black wedding gown...
What do you call a gay Indian?
What do you call a gay Indian? A brave sucker!
New College Courses for Men…
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Gold medal
What’s better than winning the gold medal at the special olympics?Not being retarded!
Smooth Flying
Taxiing down the tarmac, the jetliner abruptly stopped, turned around and returned to the...
Adages and Questions
What do you call an unemployed jester? … Nobody’s fool.Half of being smart is...