Line of squaws
What do you call 32 hillbillies standing in line?A full set of teeth!
Five Maxims of Making Excuses
1) The feebleness or banality of an excuse should never be a deterrent to...
What’s the best way to force a man to do sit ups?
What’s the best way to force a man to do sit ups?Put the remote...
Something Fishy
One day, this woman went to a bait shop to get her husband a...
You might be a redneck if… rich relative
Your richest relative buys a new house and you have to help take the...
A Duck walks into a bar…
A Duck walks into a bar. Duck: You got any bread?Barman: No, sorry, we...
Doggie Fashion
It has been studied and determined that the most often usedSexual position for married...
Did you hear about the Jewish Santa Claus?
Q: Did you hear about the Jewish Santa Claus?A: He comes down the chimney,...
Auto Light
A doctor is making a routine call to one of his elderly patients. He...
During the Six Day War…
During the Six Day War, this division of Arabs is making its way across...