Orange Juice
Q. Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice? A. Beacause it said”concentrate!”
Who Suffered?
Watching her mother as she tried on her new mink coat, the daughter protested,...
How do you confuse a blond?
How do you confuse a blond?You don’t, they’re born that way.
So Fat…
Your Momma’s so fat, the National Weather service had to label her body parts!
A man entered a restaurant and sat at the only open table…
A man entered a restaurant and sat at the only open table. As hesat...
A brain goes to a local bar
|A brain walks into a bar and says, “I’ll have a pint of beer...
Great truths about life.
Great truths about life:1. Raising teenagers is like trying to nail Jell-O to a...
Accidents
Q: What did the blonde do when she heard that 90% of accidents occur...
What do you get when you cross Holy Water with castor oil?
What do you get when you cross Holy Water with castor oil?A religious movement!
Credit Card Commercial That Never Was
Cover Charge: $15.00Round of Drinks: $23.00Table Dance: $30.00Another Round of Drinks: $23.00Couch Dance and...