19 putdowns and rejections!
1 Man: “Haven’t we met before?” Woman: “Yes, I’m the receptionist at the V.D....
You’ve been programming too long when
When you are counting objects, you go “0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,A,B,C,D…”. When asked about a bus schedule,...
Just after Lorenna Bobbitt brutally cut off her husband’s…
Just after Lorenna Bobbitt brutally cut off her husband’s penis, she jumped into her...
A man walks into a bar and orders two drinks…
A man walks into a bar and orders two drinks. As thebartender watches he...
A blonde calls the fire department cause her house was on fire…
A blonde calls the fire department cause her house was on fire. They ask...
Mole Smells
There was a mamma mole, a papa mole, and a baby mole. They lived...
Afternoon Quickie
Joe and Wanda had a small apartment in the city and they decided that...
Itchy
A teacher notices that a little boy at the back of the class is...
I didn’t get any money this time
|A man in a bar sees a friend at a table, drinking by himself....
Iowa Taxidermist in Alabama
This guy walks into a bar in Alabama and orders a white wine. Everybody...