Lion Tamer
wo unemployed guys are talking. One says, “I’m going to become a lion tamer.”...
Blondes and chocolate chip cookies.
Q: How many blondes does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?A: 30 –...
The Incredible Golf Ball
Two Golfers were approaching the first tee.The first guy goes into his golf bag...
Is there a mouse in the house?
|Is there a mouse in the house?No, but there’s a moose on the loose!
Seems that the traveling salesman was driving in the country…
Seems that the traveling salesman was driving in the country and his car broke...
Will this operation hurt me at all?
|Patient (to cosmetic surgeon): Will it hurt me, doctor?Surgeon: Only when you get my...
At the Russian War College, the general is a guest lecturer…
At the Russian War College, the general is a guest lecturer and tells the...
Women Get…
When a woman gets married, she wants the 3 S’s: sensitivity, sincerity, and sharing....
Letters from charities
|I am always getting those return address labels from charities wanting money.The other day,...
Amish and the Fuzz!
An Amish lady is trotting down the road in her horse and buggy when...