Why did the punk cross the road?
Why did the punk cross the road?Because he was stapled to the chickens back.
Sheep Shagging
A researcher is conducting a survey into sheep shagging. First of all he visits...
Did you hear about the blond?
|Did you hear about the blonde who took an hour to cook Minute Rice?Did...
Tooth Fairy’s Form Letter
Dear:Thank you for leaving tooth under your pillow last night.While we make every...
It’s a sin
“I’ve had it with my wife.” said the one drinking buddy to the other....
Tiger woods in bed.
On their wedding night the new couple are just about to do the deed...
What is two plus two?
|An engineer, a physicist, and a lawyer were being interviewed for a position as...
A 12 inch ___
Two friends were playing golf when one pulled out a cigar. He didn’t have...
Two male flies are buzzing around…
Two male flies are buzzing around, cruising for goodlooking females. One spots a real...
Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex?
Q: Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex?A: Mace.