Food one-liners
|The snack bar next door to an atom smasher was called “The Fission Chips.”On...
Marriage quotes 06
|Marriage is like a mousetrap. Those on the outside are trying to get in....
Bottom Start
Dad: The only way to acquire a new skill is to start at the...
How long?
This blond teenage dragged her boyfriend to the court on paternity issue.The lawyer asked,...
Two Irishmen were digging a ditch directly across from a brothel…
Two Irishmen were digging a ditch directly across from a brothel.Suddenly, they saw a...
A Jewish couple, are sitting together on an airplane flying…
A Jewish couple, are sitting together on an airplane flying to the Far East....
What is every Amish womans private fantasy?
Question: What is every Amish woman’s private fantasy? Answer: Two Mennonite!
Headline in the paper
|HEADLINE: A hole has appeared in the ladies changing rooms at the sports club....
Little Johnny is in class. The teacher…
Little Johnny is in class. The teacher is going through the alphabet,having each child...
Abraham wants to upgrade his PC to Windows 95…
Abraham wants to upgrade his PC to Windows 95.Isaac is incredulous. ‘Pop,’ he says,...