Like and Love
What is the difference between ‘like’ and ‘love’? Answer: spit and swallow!
The Stub
An exhibitionist named Joe was preparing to board a flight to Atlanta.As he approached...
Get Rich Quick
A knockout young lady decided she wanted to get rich quick. So, she proceeded...
Let Me Warm You
This couple out on a date get a flat tire while driving along on...
Signs and notices 19
These are supposedly actual signs that have been found in and around parts of...
Church announcement bloopers!
15 actual announcements taken from church bulletins:1. Don’t let worry kill you- let the...
Why don’t cannibals eat clowns?
Q: Why don’t cannibals eat clowns?A: They taste funny!!
Out of bounds.
On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some...
Wedding preparation guidelines
|Announcement:It is the responsibility of the bride’s family to announce the wedding in the...
Why shouldn’t blondes have coffee breaks?
Why shouldn’t blondes have coffee breaks?It takes too long to retrain them.