What do you get when you cross a Jehovah Witness and an atheist?
What do you get when you cross a Jehovah’s Witness and an atheist?Someone who...
There was this man in a mental hospital…
There was this man in a mental hospital. All day he would put his...
A boy and girl octopus out on a date…
A boy and girl octopus out on a date walked down the street arm...
Name something a duck can do, that a doctor won’t…
Name something a duck can do, that a doctor won’t.Stick his bill up his...
The rain cloud.
What did the rain cloud wear under his rain coat?Answer: Thunder wear!
The fucking lights
Tith the sun beginning to rise, the cabin of the jetliner was suddenly illuminated....
Arguing effectively
|How to Argue Effectively I argue very well. Ask any of my remaining friends....
Tail Light On Bike
On Christmas morning, a cop on horseback was sitting at a traffic light. Next...
When the staff goes out after work, they talk about…
When the staff goes out after work, they talk about football or basketball.When Middle...
Your Momma\’s so fat
Your mamma’s so fat, when she backs up, she beeps!