What’s a glow worms favorite song?
|What’s a glow worms favorite song?Wake me up before you glow glow!
Baggers and Juicers
A boy was bagging groceries at a supermarket. One day the store installed a...
A robber was robbing a house…
A robber was robbing a house when he heard a voice. “Jesus is watching...
Longer Life
A man goes to the doctor and says, “Doc, I would like to live...
Gorilla Golf
A guy walked into a pro-shop with a gorilla. “Is anyone interested in a...
Ever hear of the redneck who thought…
Ever hear of the redneck who thought that “Manual Labor” was the new Mexican...
At the spawn shop!
|Where do you get frogs eggs?At the spawn shop!
Bitter end
Little Johnny’s teacher asked him, “Johnny, give me a sentence using the words, “bitter...
Should have glasses
|A policeman stops a lady and asks for her license. He says “Lady, it...
Politically Correct Terms
New Official Politically Correct Terms for the 90′sOLD—————NEWconservative–reactionarythe establishment–white power elitehearing person–temporarily aurally abledsighted...