A man walks into a jewellers shop…
A man walks into a jewellers shop, unzips his trousers and placeshis tool upon...
Accidental Meeting
A woman and a man get into a car accident, and it’s a bad...
Did you here about the new atomic cocktail?
Did you here about the new atomic cocktail?one sip & you go out with...
Creative Answering Machine Messages
You’re growing tired. Your eyelids are getting heavy. You feel very sleepy now. You...
Mrs. Jones is having her house painted…
Mrs. Jones is having her house painted, and her husband comeshome from work and...
The Insensitive Gorilla
A woman and her friend are visiting the zoo. They are standing in frontof...
Wedding Toasts 1
Marriage has driven more than one man to sex.Marriage is a ceremony that turns...
What has four legs and eight arms?
Q: What has four legs and eight arms?A: A pit-bull terrier at a children’s...
Clinton
What’s the simiarity between Clinton and a carpenter?One screw in the wrong place and...
But how do I know…
Tech Support: “What does the screen say now.”Person: “It says, ‘Hit ENTER when ready’.”Tech...