A family was having dinner on Mother’s Day…
A family was having dinner on Mother’s Day. For some reasonthe mother was unusually...
A robber was robbing a house…
A robber was robbing a house when he heard a voice. “Jesus is watching...
The Facelift
A woman decided to have a face lift for her birthday. She spent $5000...
Betcha $500.00!
A guy comes walking into a bar with a turtle in his hand.The turtle’s...
A canadian in a Texas bar…
A Canadian is on vacation and walks into a bar.He sits on this HUGE...
Skeleton Joke
A Skeleton walks into a bar, asks for a beer… and a mop.
Efficiency Expert
An efficiency expert concluded his lecture with a note of caution. “You don’t want...
TWO NUNS AND A BLIND MAN
TWO NUNS AND A BLIND MANTwo nuns are ordered to paint a room in...
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In the closet.
A married woman is having an affair. Whenever her lover comes over, she puts...