Upset golfers
Two men were out playing golf on a nice Saturday afternoon. They were getting...
Why did the blonde go half way to Sweden and then…
Why did the blonde go half way to Sweden and then turn around and...
Why is a violist like a terrorist?
Q: Why is a violist like a terrorist?A: They both fuck up bowings.
Household items
Back in the ’70s, days of conspicuous (ahem) consumption, Hugh Hefner was showing a...
Pre-Mammogram Exercises!
*** Pre-Mammogram Exercises! ***Many women are afraid of their first mammogram, but there’s no...
What is white and flies across the sky?
What is white and flies across the sky? The coming of the Lord.
Little boy learns arithmetic.
A little boy is in school working on his arithmetic. The teacher says, “Imagine...
A strange jigsaw puzzle
Paddy gets a phone call from Murphy. “Paddy,” says Murphy, “I’ve got a problem.”"What’s...
10 Reasons Not To Jog
1. My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She’s...
We got a lot of those.
Three cowboys, a Texan, a Californian, and an Oregonian, were sitting around a campfire...