Blonde & Brunette
A blonde and a brunette were watching the 11:00 pm news. The currentnews story...
How to dump a guy
Dear ________,I regret to inform you that you have been eliminated from further contention...
Tampon
Q: What do a tampon and an Old Southern Debutant have in common?A: They’re...
Rodney Dangerfield Top One-Liners!
A girl phoned me the other day and said …. Come on over, there’s...
3 Old-Timers…
Three men were discussing aging on the steps of the nursing home.”Sixty is the...
Reading the scripture
|An elderly woman had just returned to her home from an evening worship service...
A guy was trying to console a friend…
A guy was trying to console a friend who’d just found his wifein bed...
It had taken him several months, but the executive…
It had taken him several months, but the executive vice presidenthad finally persuaded his...
A priest was vested in his surplus and cassock…
A priest was vested in his surplus and cassock ready to process at the...
Some police quotes
|”The handcuffs are tight because they’re new. They’ll stretch out after you wear them...