Math Lesson
A professor of mathematics sent a fax to his wife. It read: “Dear wife,...
Call In Sick…
Bob calls in to his job:”Hey, boss I’m not coming to work today. I’m...
Tombstone Epitaph I
Tombstone epitaphOn the grave of Ezekial Aikle in East Dalhousie Cemetery, Nova Scotia:Here liesEzekial...
Elephant Jokes Eight
Q: Why do elephants have trunks?A: Because they would look silly with glove compartments.Q:...
At the Doctors…
At the Doctor’s… -A young woman said to her doctor, “You have to help...
A henpecked husband…
A henpecked husband was advised by a psychiatrist to asserthimself. “You don’t have to...
The First E-mail Of Paul To The Romans
The First E-mail Of Paul To The Romans by John CarneyFrom: paul0426@tarsus.com (Paul, A...
Like to screw?
It’s the Spring of 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his date.He’s a...
How do you sink a Polish submarine?
How do you sink a Polish submarine? You knock on the door.
No Worms Please!
A friend went to the kitchen window to check on her two-year-old son, who...