Little Johnny at the neighbors…
Little Johnny ‘s next door neighbors had a baby.Unfortunately, the little baby was born...
What do you call two lesbians in a canoe?
What do you call two lesbians in a canoe?Fur traders.
What is the difference between an oral and rectal thermometer?
What is the difference between an oral and rectal thermometer? The taste.
An honest lawyer
|An independent woman started her own business. She was shrewd and diligent, so business...
The Trade
A Canadian is walking down the street with a case of beer under hisarm....
What’s the difference between a rotwieler and a poodle?
What’s the difference between a rotwieler and a poodle?If a rotwieler starts humping your...
Finding A Penis
There was a little old man who really took care of his body. He...
Growing ripe tomatoes!
Once there was a beautiful woman who loved to work in her vegetable garden,...
Three Dickless Guys
There were once three guys with no dicks. They all went to the doctor’s.The...
I think that I’m a chicken
|Psychiatrist: What’s your problem?Patient: I think I’m a chicken.Psychiatrist: How long has this been...