Math Lesson
A professor of mathematics sent a fax to his wife. It read: “Dear wife,...
A guy walks into a pet store wanting a parrot…
A guy walks into a pet store wanting a parrot. The store clerk shows...
Dog Rules
Dog Rules…1. The dog is not allowed in the house.2. Okay, the dog is...
The undressing newlyweds.
Two newlyweds went on their honeymoon and were getting undressed together for the first...
Signs You Hired The Wrong Kid To Mow Your Lawn
He shows up with a pair of nail clippers and a Ziploc bag. On...
Two men were boasting to each other…
Two men were boasting to each other about their old army days. “Why, my...
Indicator
A businessman entered a tavern, sat down at the bar, and ordered a doublescotch...
Sister Margaret died…
Sister Margaret died and through some error found herself in hell. She immediately called...
Job Function at M&M
Q: What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory?A: Proof reading.
It looks like plastic.
An attorney went into a bar for a Martini and found himself beside a...