Outrageous lying
|A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange:Officer:...
Throw Up!
Knock Knock.Who’s there?StanStan who?Stan back or I’ll be sick on your shoe!!!!
Lorena Bobbitt had just cut off her husband’s penis…
Lorena Bobbitt had just cut off her husband’s penis. She was driving down the...
I know you were drunk yesterday
|A fellow decides to take off early from work and go drinking. He stays...
Miracle Diet!
A fellow was ordered by his Dr. to lose 75 lbs. due to very...
If PCs Were Toasters…
If IBM made toasters …They would want one big toaster where people bring bread...
Some years ago
|Some years ago, Michael J. Flanagan, a successful New York contractor, was standing on...
Stand Still, Soldier!
Military training:During camouflage training in Louisiana, a private disguised as a tree trunk had...
Standing Still
During camouflage training in Louisiana, a private disguised as a tree trunk had made...
Cool Bumper Stickers!
Cool Bumper Stickers-A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory. -Horn broken,...