Three legged Donkey
What do you call a donkey with three legs?A wonkey!
One day Clinton goes to the bathroom…
One day Clinton goes to the bathroom, pulls down his pants,and much to his...
Millennia Year Application Software System (MYASS)
This memo is to announce the development of a new software system which will...
Redneck Doctor
How can you determine that a death certificate was filled by a redneck doctor?He...
Jesus’s Ethnicity
Proof That Jesus Was Jewish:1. He went into his father’s business.2. He lived at...
Brushing the Child
If a child annoys you, quiet him by brushing his hair.If this doesn’t work,...
Male translations
These translations are for all of you wonderful women out there, so that you...
Ideal Computer Problem Report Form
In order to streamline the handling of problems within the system. Please fill out...
Mr. Owls
Knock knock.- Who’s there?Owls.- Owls who?That’s right! Owls hoo!
Resignation From Phone Committee
OPERATOR, WE’VE BEEN DISCONNECTED: Florida State Senator John McKay has resigned from the Senate...