More Man Slamming!
You know a man’s lying if his lips are moving. Remember you are known...
A little old lady sits at the luncheonette counter…
A little old lady sits at the luncheonette counter and orders ahamburger.The huge guy...
I’ll have a Penguin; shaken, not stirred
Q: Why do penguins live in the Arctic?A: Because they can’t fly to Florida...
It’s so easy to milk a cow…
It’s so easy to milk a cow. Any jerk can do it.
Cinderella
Why did the baseball coach throw Cinderella off the team?Because she ran away from...
A middle manager is called into his bosses office…
A middle manager is called into his bosses office on a Monday morning.He is...
Clean those restrooms
|On her way home from a long trip, a blonde drove past a sign...
Top 10 Ways Y2K Will Affect Disney World
10. Accidental switch back to 19,000 Leagues Under the Sea. 9. Screwed up computers...
The poor guy got G.A.S.H.
A man returns from a trip to Amsterdam and is feeling very ill. He...
Partial Dosage
Partial DosageAn elderly gentleman went to the local drug store and asked thepharmacist for...