Why were blondes created?
Q: Why were blondes created?A: Because sheep can’t bring beer from the fridge
What’s the definition of the perfect woman?
Ok, I’m going to get a lot of hate mail for this one…What’s the...
Big Memory Problem
Patient: Doctor, I have a serious memory problem. I can’t remember anything! Doctor: So,...
Letters from charities
|I am always getting those return address labels from charities wanting money.The other day,...
A Frenchman was arrested and charged with having sex…
A Frenchman was arrested and charged with having sex with a dead woman. “How...
The Hunting Dog
Chester and Earl are going hunting. Chester says to Earl, “I’ll send my dog...
Computer Acronyms
PCMCIA- People Can’t Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms ISDN- It Still Does Nothing APPLE- Arrogance...
The Vet/Taxidermist
There was once an aspiring veterinarian who put himself through veterinary school working nights...
Wanna Hear A Polish Joke?
Guy walks into a bar, sits downs and starts to make conversation with guy...
What Were You Thinking?
A woman married 35 years asked her husband on their anniversary, “What were you...