Outrageous lying
|A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange:Officer:...
Travel in a sailboat
|The banker fell overboard from a friend’s sailboat.The friend grabbed a life preserver, held...
Why Engineers Don’t Write Recipe Books
|Chocolate Chip Cookies:Ingredients:1. 532.35 cm3 gluten2. 4.9 cm3 NaHCO33. 4.9 cm3 refined halite4. 236.6...
A mother and her son were flying Southwest Airlines…
A mother and her son were flying Southwest Airlines fromKansas to Chicago. The son,...
What is the difference between a toilet and Convienience Store Clerk?
What is the difference between a toilet and Convienience Store Clerk?A toilet only has...
Chanowski & his other Polak drinking buddy are sitting…
Chanowski & his other Polak drinking buddy are sitting at a bar . ”...
Inventing golf
Along time ago two Scottsmen are in a pub.One scottsman says, “I’m going to...
The Insensitive Gorilla
A woman and her friend are visiting the zoo. They are standing in frontof...
Innuendo
Q: What does a blonde think an innuendo is?A: An Italian suppository.
I didn’t get any money this time
|A man in a bar sees a friend at a table, drinking by himself....