How do you double the value of a Ford Pinto?
How do you double the value of a Ford Pinto?Fill the gas tank!
What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?
What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?Bugs Bunny.
Drunk and Arthritis
A drunk that smelled like a brewery got on a bus one day. He...
Changing number terms
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Some very common traits in two drunks
|A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks...
Guru and Novacaine
Why did the guru refuse Novacaine when he went to his dentist?He wanted to...
Clinton in Oz!
The last four U.S. Presidents are caught in a tornado in Kansas, and off...
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?A headbanger
trapped in a bog
|Barty was trapped in a bog and seemed a goner when Big Mick O’Reilly...
They can lighten your load!
|Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?They can lighten your load!